FOR THE GUYS 10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog?

1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.

2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.

3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.

4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.

5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.

6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.

7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.

8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.

9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.

10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to yo

FOR THE GUYS 10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog?

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... good question i gave you a star he he

being a dog would be cool i wouldent need a toilet

and yahhhh althogh mating is a big problem its not at alll

pleasure bel and the flees not two comphy ether fix those problems and im fixing me a dog potion or goin to the local wizard that you find so often mabe i can ask my mom to borrow here lamp

he he gigle gigle

FOR THE GUYS 10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog?

Sounds almost the same as being single.

FOR THE GUYS 10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog?

Thank you. That was a pleasant entertaining story. =D

FOR THE GUYS 10 Reasons Why It's Great to be a Dog?

sounds like somthing we can all look forward to in our old age!